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A Great Fairy Tale

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Jhonny was on his deathbed.
His wife Rose, was maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly.
"My darling Rose," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh. Don't talk."
He was insistent. "Rose," he said in his tired voice. "I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Rose. "Everything's all right, go to sleep ."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Rose. I dated your sister and your best friend."
"I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you."


Give It a Go

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place.
When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.
When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her.
Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about six months ago and it had revived their marriage... things couldn't be better.
Bob thought he'd give it a go.
When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her.
His wife burst into tears.
Bob was confused and asked why she was crying.
She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"

This photo was taken when Chinese President went to USA.






This photo was taken when USA president went to China

Top 10 diet rules

1.If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2.If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
3.When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4.Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER counts, such as hot chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
5.If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
6.Movie-related foods (Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, Tootsie Rolls, etc.) do not have additional calories because they are part of the entertainment package and not part of one's personal fuel.
7.Cookie pieces contain no calories -- the process of breaking causes calorie leakage.
8.Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae.
9.Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate. NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
10.Anything consumed while standing over the kitchen sink, has no calories.

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